The most unfortunate animal.

Raccoons. If you were guessing after seeing a title as provocative as "The most unfortunate animal" what set animal was. It's a raccoon. And before you say, "Hey raccoons may have it bad, but look at the platypus! That thing looks like a mixture of a duck, a beaver, and a ham sandwich" In which case I would say, "I understand where you're coming from"(everything but the sandwich part. That's just fucking weird) but the platypus doesn't count because it is a freak of nature. And if I had to consider every freak of nature when posting this, I would have at least two paragraphs explaining Jeffree stars intelligibility.Now outside of the name of this post sounding like a TLC special, I have to say I am a tad concerned as to how truly unfortunate raccoons are. First off, their appearance. Raccoons look like little burglars, and as tempting as it is to hear that as "Widdle burgwers" and see it in the light of another adorable woodland creature, it sucks. Not only this but raccoons have coon in the end of their name, which is racial slur for black people. I cannot imagine an animal that could have a less attractive set of attributes and if I did have to imagine it, it would have the face of the Una bomber and be called the hippopotospick. Picture of Hippopotospick soon to come.