Top 3 Innocent Games That If Randomly Initiated With Strangers Might Get You Put You In Jail

1. Twister-

I have to mention first that I had a hard time classifying twister as an "innocent" game, due to the fact any game that requires people to entwine their bodies can't be too family friendly. There has to be something wrong with a game that when coupled with a slap bass line, and an awkward mustache or two can be considered soft core pornography. Now I'm not very up to date with my legal terms, but I'm also fairly certain that "Spontaneous Twister" is substitutable for "Sexual Assault" in the court of law.

2. "Would You Rather"-

While in the context of a friend setting "Would You Rather" comes across as a simple gross out exchange, when played with someone you don't know it takes a much different tone, coming closer to terrifying threats. Such as "Would you rather be stabbed to death? Or be choked to death?" Now unless the askee is massively suicidal, this will most likely be met with screaming, running, and calling for help(the order of those three is interchangeable)

3. Tag

Tag is a game of physical exertion agility and speed, which will all most likely come in handy when you are running from the police. Tag with random people becomes horrendously inappropriate in these situations.

1. With someone who was just in a moderately bad accident and is still in their vehicle.

2. At the tops of stairs (escalators also)

3. With babies(Premature are even worse)

4. With people who have BBS(brittle bone syndrome)

5. Pregnant women.

6. Cops(mall cops not included. Because let's be honest, what are they going to do?)

7.With frail old people.

8. On the Olympic winners podium.

9. While J walking

10. With the recipient of an open casket funeral( On another note you automatically end the game by doing this. Bummer.)