Top 3 Worst Situations In Which To Do The Robot

1. In front of anyone with a voice modulator, especially Steven Hawking

Let's be honest, despite those "Truth" commercials and the character in family guy, people with voice modulators make for very unfunny and unfortunate situations, on the other hand, "The Robot" is always a light hearted and humorous thing to do. However despite what you might think combining these two factors creates possibly the most terrible and mocking gesture you could ever perform, or with the help of a boom box the sweetest dance/electronica duo ever assembled.

2. After successfully passing through airport security

A victory dance of any kind will most likely be seen as suspicious, especially when the dance is meant to imitate an advanced possibly weaponised piece of technology. The effects of this move can be greatly enhanced with a pre-dance "Are you serious? !" just after walking through the metal detector.

3. At Any Time
Come on. The robot is innapropriate to perform in the 21st century. Even if you're a robot yourself, or living a lie and diligently maintaining your eight track player with the styx "Mr. Roboto" on it, you should still never consider doing the robot. If your idea of cool is really that dilluted please, take the vintage 80's "A-ha" shirt you're wearing and asphyxiate yourself with it.