Farewell!

You may have noticed that there are now ads on the website. I'm excited to say that I have quit my job and will be living off my blog. The amount of collateral ads bring in is staggering to say the least. I've foundmyself almost drowned in the hundreds of checks I've received in the mail. I even created a 20x scale check out of the checks, which I cannot cash.(At least until I find a 20x scale bank made out of smaller banks, in which case I will most likely be crushed by whatever demonic force stacked them) Either way I would like to thank everyone for reading, and sticking with me throughout all these days. I plan on retiring to the french country side where I will sip wine while reminiscing on all the time I spent writing blog posts, all the while buying out the worlds most powerful companies via my iphone 3gs, just to run them into the ground. Now you may be regretting supporting me after hearing my motives, and you may feel betrayed about devoting countless seconds out of your busy schedule between watching rock of love and designated periods of self loathing, but I have to say that I still care about my readers, and despite my ungodly net worth, I will still be with you in your hearts. Now you're probably wondering how much I'm making off this site, and if it weren't for the trade off of my humility for mass wealth I wouldn't tell you. What I will tell you is that if my salary were given in hay pennies(half pennies) I would be able to fill at least 4 dixie cups. But examples like this are meaningless. My following is made up of go getters who want solid numbers and pie charts. And while I'm not comfortable enough with Microsoft office to make the pie charts, I have a few numbers and here they are. I get approximately 16 cents per 25 impressions or more if you click a link. For those of you who fainted It's alright. As of today I've made approximately one quarter of dollar, also known as the current yearly salary of MC Hammer. So please, don't worry about me, I'll remember you all as the little people that made my insane wealth possible. Hopefully with your current level of support I can make enough money to buy a coffin before I die. Or at least a thick sleeping bag.
Love,
Alex

I AM NOT ACTUALLY DONE WITH MY BLOG. IT'S A JOKE. COME BACK AGAIN TOMORROW.